So sayeth modern poet John Mayer.
Come on, dude, it's officially two months after we were supposed to have forgotten your name. Give us something, or it's all over.
If you know someone is sending dirty texts to other people, does it make the ones he sends you even more filthy?
And more celebrity marginalia, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: "What I find so alluring and attractive about vampires is how worldly and educated they can be."
And counterfeit fragrances contain traces of urine, bacteria, and antifreeze.
Plus the E-Trade talking baby gets political on our regular late-night roundup.
The singer on the importance of an empty mind, the interconnectedness of all things, and his search for "The Joshua Tree of vaginas."
He needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.
And more about celebrities that are and are not like us, in our daily gossip roundup.
Bono: “They say that Soulja Boy will get 200 million views in 2009 … I’d settle for U2 having one actual hit in 2009.”
One observer describes Mayer's recent stand-up appearance not as 'racist,' but rather as just plain 'awkward.'
He called Kumail "Kabul." Whoops!
When last seen, he was later negotiating for a piece from the two.
Thank God for the Internet.
Plus: John Mayer not opposed to making crappy music.
If it keeps him playing like he's been playing, fine by us.
And more celebrity interaction, in our daily gossip roundup.