So what happened this week?
According to the photo editor at 'GQ,' that is.
But ultimately, they couldn't stop him from singing. And more celebrity trivia, in our daily gossip roundup.
These New York City stabbers. Have they no respect for celebrity?
The mayor drops knowledge on MTV, John Mayer and Mischa Barton have dinner in the same room, Kanye West goes spinning, and more gossip as celebrities descend on New York Fashion Week.
That's what one British tabloid wants to know. It's kind of a really good question, when you think about it.
A ribbing by Chris Kattan over his supposed mercury poisoning sent the 'Entourage' star into a tizzy.
This is one of the only times we can imagine we've shared the same emotion as the self-styled lifestyle guru.
Watching Guy Ritchie with Madonnna's family, her current boy toy realizes he has a lot of growing up to do.
"NO OMG … I feel sick." Also, touching insights from other celebrities, via — what else — Twitter.
Yeah, that's why we were all unsurprised by it also. And we're mostly dudes.
Mere mortals were forced to cover their eyes as the golden couple "sucked face" at a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel. And more, in our gossip roundup.
The starlet may have a modeling career, and she definitely has a new Maserati.
John Mayer: "Basics are incredibly hard to find."
The singer made off with $50,000 in diamonds loaned to her for an event. Also in today's gossip: John Mayer accidentally moved in next door to Denise Richards, and Dan Abrams and Renée Zellweger were spotted canoodling (ick).