Though he did insist on a joke about Marco Rubio drinking water.
This one was for the reporters on the press bus.
Take that, Jimmy Kimmel.
Charlize Theron: She's just like us (and sometimes, we are gross)!
Results from humor scan: negative.
The Will-Power Golf Classic encourages you to leave your wallet and wives at home.
"He didn't know what pizza was."
They could also be slow-dancing?
You've heard this one on vinyl, we know.
"I put ink in your coffee." Again.
Have you been hilariously deceived yet?