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The Fug Girls See the End-Times Coming

Dick, Lohan, Lovitz, Hilton
Scanning the horizon for signs of the apocalypse, we don't see any plague, pestilence, or marks of the beast. But is that Paris Hilton cuddling the Bible? Hollywood's recent headlines point only to end-times. Take heed, and take cover. The signals are after the jump.

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A Royal Pain

Prince's highly publicized performance at the Ross School in East Hampton didn't exactly get the crowd going. And he wouldn't attend the after-party until everyone else left. Padma Lakshmi has been spending a lot of time with billionaire Teddy Fortsmann. Hillary Clinton has a subscription to the Post but not the Daily News. Jon Lovitz put a beating on Andy Dick at an L.A. comedy club during an argument over murdered SNL star Phil Hartman. Paris Hilton drugged her newest boyfriend with pills. Naomi Campbell gets to throw a temper tantrum in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial directed by Zach Braff. Some staffers don't like the cubicles and the food-paying system in the new New York Times building.

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