“How do we stop this lose-lose?”
"You're a man of the people — eat like one."
Awww, Jon Stewart will miss him.
To be fair, he totally acts like a weirdo.
"I may have implied that deep-dish pizza tastes like string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of Mike Ditka's ass."
Plus, jokes from Jon Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld, and Jim Gaffigan.
CNN asks, "Is that good or bad?"
He was so young. And we are so old.
Mazel tov, Rory Albanese.
"The Daily Show" is enjoying the shutdown.
Jon Stewart is messing with your relationship.
Jon Stewart shows up. It's perfect.
Or so he tells Bob Odenkirk and David Cross.
He's not a fan of this war.
Having him sub removed all pressure and made fans realize how good The Daily Show with John Oliver will one day be.