Lindsay Lohan Will Eat Food for Work
Her latest director has ordered that the skinny starlet pack on some points. That and the rest of today's gossip!
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Her latest director has ordered that the skinny starlet pack on some points. That and the rest of today's gossip!
The New York 'Times' asks, "Are the Jonas Brothers fizzling as a full-blown Walt Disney Company franchise?"
The brothers are dropping $500,000 on a two-week rental this summer, thereby fixing Suffolk County's broken economy.
Plus: Abby Elliott on getting ahead at 'SNL.'
The Jonas Brothers haven't canceled a concert over swine flu — they simply requested a night off to find a cure.
Probably not, but then again, we majored in English, not finance.
Their new TV show was watched by a mere 3.2 million kids between 6 and 14, which is the approximate number of fans standing outside of Zac Efron's house on an average weekday.
Teenagers aren't yet sick of all stars of chaste, tween-based musical entertainment — just the abstinent ones, apparently!
He's dropped out of 'Footloose' because he's afraid of being typecast.
Plus, Les Halles hit with a lawsuit and a potential new food reality show, all in our morning news roundup.
They won't have to take a break from throwing sweaty boxer shorts at screaming 12-year-olds, because they're not even trying to pretend they design it.
'Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience' made only $12.7 million this weekend, dashing all hopes for a national return to prosperity in our lifetime.
Perhaps the more reasonable question is, Can the Jonas Brothers NOT save our economy?
Plus: The Jonas Brothers will never break up.
Hey, everyone's gotta make a living, right?
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