They won't have to take a break from throwing sweaty boxer shorts at screaming 12-year-olds, because they're not even trying to pretend they design it.
'Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience' made only $12.7 million this weekend, dashing all hopes for a national return to prosperity in our lifetime.
Perhaps the more reasonable question is, Can the Jonas Brothers NOT save our economy?
Plus: The Jonas Brothers will never break up.
Hey, everyone's gotta make a living, right?
A megaslideshow featuring all the red-carpet looks from the Golden Globes.
'My agent said, 'They want you to do a Jonas Brothers video.' And my kids and my wife were all going crazy.'
Now that we can sleep at night knowing that third installment of the Most Important Franchise Ever is en route, let's turn to the real issues.
The Scores girls have nothing on Janice Combs. Plus, Helen Mirren, Peggy Noonan, and Joe Scarborough confess to drug use; and more unlikely tidbits, in our daily New York gossip roundup.
He only made $27.5 million in company compensation this year. Plus, Kent Brownridge steps down from ‘Maxim,’ Damon Dash has real-estate troubles, and more, in our daily industry roundup.
…for now. They're holding out for a Cabinet position.
The brothers are currently making only $12 million a year, which may seem like a lot to you but frankly isn't.
Who else took home the gold this week?
Want to hear a power ballad about Nick Jonas's struggle with type 1 diabetes?