So long purity ring.
Time to take a page from the Lady Gaga playbook, gents.
The New York 'Times' asks, "Are the Jonas Brothers fizzling as a full-blown Walt Disney Company franchise?"
The brothers are dropping $500,000 on a two-week rental this summer, thereby fixing Suffolk County's broken economy.
…for now. They're holding out for a Cabinet position.
The brothers are currently making only $12 million a year, which may seem like a lot to you but frankly isn't.