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Roger Clemens's congressional steroid testimony appears to be unraveling word-by-word and boob-by-boob just as the Timesdiscovers that a letter is being drafted to refer Clemens to the Department of Justice for a perjury investigation. The Daily Newsreports that a famous Yankee locker-room story about Debbie Clemens, Roger's current wife, comparing her breast enhancements with Roger's previous wife, Jessica, at a 1998 barbecue at Jose Canseco's house may be proof that the pitcher was lying about not being there. Meanwhile, the Timespokes holes in Roger's claim that he needed to privately meet with his nanny before she talked to investigators because her English is "not that good." According to the paper, she speaks the language very well, with just an accent, which indicates that Clemens may have wanted to prep her for another reason. The letter to the DOJ has not been sent, but its mere existence is a blow to Clemens. So far, Congress has not drafted one to recommend a perjury investigation on Brian McNamee, his former trainer who has supplied the steroid allegations. But more importantly, if there is an investigation, Yankee pitcher Andy Pettitte will probably be dragged into all this again to testify. Leave our Andy alone! He's trying to put all this mess with Clemens behind him. Can't you just let him enjoy his rebound bromance in peace?
Congress May Single Out Clemens [NYT]
If you haven't been watching today's drawn-out congressional hearing with former Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens and his ex-trainer, Brian McNamee, then you've been missing a whole lot of awkwardness, lies, and frustration. As expected, Clemens began his testimony by insisting that he had never been injected with human growth hormone or steroids. Shortly afterward, McNamee (sitting two seats away) maintained that Clemens did. What has followed has been an incredibly tense grilling from cranky congressmen, in which one of the two men must be lying and both seem to be constantly contradicting small elements of their previous stories. One, if not both, will most likely be charged with perjury, according to House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform chairman Henry Waxman. Below, we've summarized what we've learned so far during each of the grillings by various members of the committee.
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