Sadly, no man-buns, though.
In which we learn that a samurai without his sword is, in fact, still a samurai.
Plus Josh Hartnett, Kate Winslet, Anna Wintour, and more.
Plus: Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro team up again!
He also doesn't recognize reality stars.
And other stories of Wednesday horror.
Two stoners (okay, cokeheads) go in search of nightlife's Holy Grail.
Plus: Sam Mason cooks dinner for rockers.
Former high-school teacher Arthur Schack tells banks where to stick it while showing his cinema savvy.
Kanye West, however, is fine with being compared to Michael Jackson. Plus, Jude Law's baby mama revealed, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
John McEnroe and Josh Hartnett have already made appearances.
The New York super-couple is expanding their brood.
Call us crazy, but we think Oscar doesn't have much to fear.
“I don't know what it is about me that people think I could do a fashion line,” said Crawford. “Sorry, I'm half-lit,” said Hartnett.
Boredom, PETA protesters, scary stairs: It was not a night for the faint of heart.