They didn't exactly throw panties — but close.
Now THIS should catch the JPMorgan CEO's attention.
The president has reportedly traded the demanding, prickly banker for a "fresh face." Men.
Considering how well "Dimon" rhymes with "shinin'," we're surprised no one thought of this before.
Like Goldman Sachs, they had no losses in the first quarter.
"The thing people don’t understand is that they think he’s just some leader of a corporation. But he’s more than that."
The JP Morgan CEO denies he played a part in shutting dorky WaMu CEO out of parties, solvency.
"He was scared to death because he doesn't really want to talk to homeowners."
He won't even acknowledge their protests.
Behind the JPMorgan CEO's harsh words for the administration: hurt.
Not government and not YOU.
The J.P. Morgan CEO lashed out at the government's "capricious, arbitrary and punitive behavior."
From now on, shareholders will decide the JPMorgan CEO's pay.
He's not waiting around for Lloyd Blankfein like some kind of wuss.
The CEOs of the country's top two financial institutions are circling each other like gladiators.
While Citigroup, Bank of America, and Morgan Stanley honchos party in Switzerland, one CEO is missing.
And/or their own reputations?