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heated exchanges
Jamie Dimon and Kirsten Gillibrand Fight, Make UpThe JPMorgan CEO and New York senator have a “heated exchange.”
By Jessica Pressler
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jamie dimon is shaking in his loafers
Chase Customer Comes to Defense of Hot Banker“If Chase fires her, I will stop banking with them,” says high-profile customer.
By Jessica Pressler
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Lehman Estate Sues JP MorganIt wants $5 billion and it wants it now.
By Adam K. Raymond
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finance fiction
By Jessica Pressler
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why don’t you come up and see me sometime
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awesome things
By Jessica Pressler
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popularity contests
Brian Moynihan Replaces Jamie Dimon As Obama’s Favorite BankerThe president has reportedly traded the demanding, prickly banker for a “fresh face.” Men.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with wings like angels
Finally, a Rap About Jamie Dimon’s Forthcoming Commencement Address at SyracuseConsidering how well “Dimon” rhymes with “shinin’,” we’re surprised no one thought of this before.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with wings like angels
JPMorgan Is Perfect, TooLike Goldman Sachs, they had no losses in the first quarter.
By Jessica Pressler
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neighborhood news
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with wings like angels
Some Syracuse Students Are Psyched That Jamie Dimon Is Giving Their Commencement Address“The thing people don’t understand is that they think he’s just some leader of a corporation. But he’s more than that.”
By Jessica Pressler
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white men who are accustomed to winning at life
Jamie Dimon Denies Existence Of Wall Street ‘Club’The JP Morgan CEO denies he played a part in shutting dorky WaMu CEO out of parties, solvency.
By Jessica Pressler
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the rich hunt
JPMorgan Executive ‘Ran Like a Dog’ When Confronted by Angry Homeowners“He was scared to death because he doesn’t really want to talk to homeowners.”
By Jessica Pressler
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white men who are accustomed to winning at life
By Jessica Pressler
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white men who are accustomed to winning at life
Why Is Jamie Dimon So Angry?Behind the JPMorgan CEO’s harsh words for the administration: hurt.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men who are accustomed to winning at life
By Jessica Pressler
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Jamie Dimon’s Hissy FitThe J.P. Morgan CEO lashed out at the government’s “capricious, arbitrary and punitive behavior.”
By Jessica Pressler
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how do you like me now
Jamie Dimon Ups the AnteFrom now on, shareholders will decide the JPMorgan CEO’s pay.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with wings like angels
Jamie Dimon Will Show You His Bonus Number Right NowHe’s not waiting around for Lloyd Blankfein like some kind of wuss.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with money
Goldman Sachs vs. JPMorgan: Who Will Win the Bonus Round?The CEOs of the country’s top two financial institutions are circling each other like gladiators.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with wings like angels
One Banker Isn’t Yucking It Up at Davos This WeekWhile Citigroup, Bank of America, and Morgan Stanley honchos party in Switzerland, one CEO is missing.
By Jessica Pressler
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international intrigue
Jamie Dimon to London: Happy New Year! You May Not Get Our HQ After AllThe JPMorgan CEO had some harsh words for Britain’s chancellor of the exchequer.
By Chris Rovzar
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Jamie Dimon Hires His FatherTed Dimon leaving Bank of America for JP Morgan.
By Lindsay Robertson
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before they were rock stars
By Jessica Pressler
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the greatest depression
The Financial-Crisis Lit Cheat SheetThe best bits from the flood of books recapping last year’s Wall Street meltdown.
By Moe Tkacik
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white men with money
JPMorgan Posts $3.59 Billion ProfitBut hold the bubbly: Credit cards are still a problem.
By Jessica Pressler
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back to school
What Fall Brings for Wall Street’s BanksRecess is over, and Congress will be scrutinizing the big boys.
By Heidi N. Moore
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finance fiction
The British Are Making a Movie About Lehman BrothersThe new BBC reenactment of the events of last September sounds a little too British.
By Jessica Pressler
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the greatest depression
It’s Time for Banks to Start Acting Like Banks AgainDespite government assistance and a healthy amount of public shaming, banks still aren’t lending.
By Heidi N. Moore
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Chase Thief Robin Katz Has Always Been the Life of the PartyIt’s too bad the fun felon was arrested last weekend. She would have had a blast.
By Jessica Pressler
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ballsy crime
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with money
Good King JamieThe JPMorgan CEO is the star of Wall Street’s current morality play.
By Heidi N. Moore
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the greatest depression
JPMorgan’s ‘Stellar’ Second-Quarter ResultsJPMorgan today announced a $2.7 billion profit for the second quarter
By Jessica Pressler
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lifting the tarp
It’s a TARP-Payback Party!The ten CEOs who get to pay back the bailout funds are “almost giddy.”
By Jessica Pressler
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the greatest depression
Ten Lucky Banks Are Allowed to Repay TARP!JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon and nine others will finally get to wash The Man out of their hair.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with money
By Jessica Pressler
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the greatest depression
The Last Meals of Bear StearnsA new book details the nail-biting, or just biting, last days of the storied investment firm.
By Jessica Pressler
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survivor financial crisis
Jamie Dimon Is Ready to Serve If the Government Needs HimThe JPMorgan CEO is prepared to absorb some of the competition.
By Jessica Pressler
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early and often
Chrysler Files for Bankruptcy, Debtholders Cry FoulAnd when it hits them that only thing they’re getting out of this is a new enemy in President Obama, they’ll really be crying.
By Jessica Pressler
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white men with our money
By Hugo Lindgren
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in the magazine
By Jessica Pressler
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the greatest depression
JPMorgan Hitting Up Debtors’ Kids on MySpaceThere’s a reason JPMorgan can afford to pay back the TARP funds “tomorrow” if they feel like it.
By Jessica Pressler
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the greatest depression
JPMorgan Feels Great About Its PositionThe second-largest bank beat expectations, is happy about it.
By Jessica Pressler
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scenes from a meltdown
TARP-Supported Banks Plan to ‘Game the System’ by Buying Each Other’s TrashIt’s Friday, which means there’s news about financial institutions they hope you’ll drink away over the weekend.
By Jessica Pressler
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