On his 19th birthday, he ran around half-naked.
"Their high-pitched screams shattering the nighttime quiet."
"I do it for the mony and the swag."
But not in a creepy way.
She's not anti-abortion; she's just pro-pregnancy.
Plus: Conan totally embarrassed Jennifer Lawrence, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
For you, Justin.
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