Oh no, bro.
Taken from his Instagram account.
Also, Rihanna's Armani ad is being overshadowed by Fashion Week, Snooki is going to Fashion Week, and more news.
Also, Beyoncé's new House of Deréon ad is out, and more news.
Also highly enjoyable to look at: Justin Bieber and the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'
Bieber does it again.
For Emporio Armani jeans, which means he'll probably be shirtless.
But doesn't he deserve a Boulevard?
Plus, spa nights at Moomah start tonight.
Plus, Lara Stone's first and foremost beauty tip.
What does it all mean?
She told us she was a fan of the Biebs, and she meant it.
Also, Selena Gomez may someday give Justin Bieber a run for his (massively successful fragrance) money.
Also, Britney's back in the fragrance game again, with a new scent out next month.
They chose the Sheryl Crow–Kid Rock song. Really.
With 246,000 copies sold at newsstands, no issue has done this bad since Will Smith's July 1999 cover.
Also, Prince Harry's new fling is a model-slash-actress, and more news in today's Loose Threads.
Looking outlandish is more normal at these things than wearing something serious.