Four out of five equals "acing," right?
It was probably inevitable, and now it's official.
Plus, Liv Tyler wore orange lipstick.
Eminem leads the pack.
In under two minutes.
Plus, Justin Bieber didn't really cut his hair.
Also, Justin Bieber got a haircut, and a plastic surgeon is suing patients who allegedly gave him nasty reviews on Yelp.
In other words, people you were interested in six months ago.
He has a Justin Bieber Mural of Love!
O'Brien: "What is wrong with you people?!"
Although no one's genitals were harmed, we're assuming.
The people have spoken.
Plus, Emma Watson charms Letterman with her American accent, on our regular late-night roundup.
Hear Bieber's new song, "Pray."
She dominates the MTV Europe awards, as Justin Bieber defeats Kanye and Eminem.
Also, lots of salons are still using formaldehyde-filled hair-relaxing treatments, because customers don't seem to care about the health hazards.
I'mma wager this ad for the American Music Awards will end up being more entertaining than the show itself.