"Hopefully she would have been a belieber."
And Bieber compares himself to Jay-Z.
Because he didn't have the right paperwork to bring it into the country.
It does not involve a shirt.
Also: Selena Gomez and Katy Perry.
Plus: Selena Gomez rocked a mustache for her "Mario Kart Love Song" duet, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Plus: Jennifer Love Hewitt denied saying that she'd insure her "ladies" for $5 million, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
"Look at her 2012 tax statements ;)"
"Don't be an asshole."
All the cool stuff.
"Rough week," he tweeted after threatening a paparazzo.
You would, too, probably.
Hospital stay = shirtless Instagram pic.