Hint: Justin Timberlake.
"Just the dumbest, dumbest, ugliest, least-televiseable people you could give an award to."
And more celebrity altercations, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
Tina Fey accepts her Sarah Palin award after sexually assaulting Jack McBrayer.
The mayor drops knowledge on MTV, John Mayer and Mischa Barton have dinner in the same room, Kanye West goes spinning, and more gossip as celebrities descend on New York Fashion Week.
This would be your cue to die.
And the clothes in the exhibit are coming from Brooklyn.
Also, Bar Refaeli doesn't diet.
Plus: Natalie Portman is sensitive to your poverty.
"If the story lines are not interesting enough, there are two housewives who could still be replaced."
'The Open Road' will play in fourteen theaters across the country this weekend — and not one of them is in New York.
And Justin Timberlake is frustrated with his curly hair.
Also expect to see color, color, and more color this spring.
And Cassie's hairstyles are getting creative.
"If Justin Timberlake was so stupid and hated money so much that he would work for us permanently, we would love to have him."
'SNL' cameos are no substitute for acting lessons, it turns out.
Plus, PC Peterson and Barron Hilton bromance one another at the Axe lounge, Billy Joel rebounds, and more Hamptons scuttlebutt.
Many of them will be people you've never even heard of.
Only if you forget Alec Baldwin, Josh Brolin, Zac Efron, Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Anne Hathaway, Neil Patrick Harris, Steve Martin, Tracy Morgan, and Paul Rudd!