First, get rich so you can buy a Balmain T-shirt.
By decree of the Jiggaman, Auto-Tune is dead! Also, T-Pain probably could've timed the purchase of his new novelty bling a little better.
Take that, Oprah. Plus, 'Laguna Beach' star Kristin Cavallari is attacked by models, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
She needn't have bothered — Madonna didn't care that she was there, anyway. And more in our gossip roundup.
Plus: Winona Ryder acts on an empty stomach.
"I would never want a book's autograph ... I am a proud non-reader of books."
Madonna's boyfriend doesn't mind his nickname. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
"YO WHY CAN'T ALL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS BE THIS GOOD?"
It couldn't have been him breaking that photographer's camera — he was updating his blog that day.
And Saks has started discounting spring collections.
And Oscar de la Renta's resort collection will be on a runway.
What does she think of "I Poke Her Face," anyway?
People sneak in flasks of vodka! And models dance awkwardly!
Check out our slideshow of what everyone is wearing.
But Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr will. Whew.
Also, see the khaki jacket Alexander Wang designed for the Gap.
Plus, Gwyneth Paltrow offers Mario Batali a free gym membership that may be either a kind gesture or a really catty move. In our gossip roundup!