And no amount of cleavage will save them.
He chose 'American Idol' over Louis Vuitton. REALLY.
For the past two months she's been gallivanting with Kanye West, she's worn plenty of outfits that nearly upstage him.
We kinda wish we had missed it, too.
A recent vital Diddy Tweet: "Taken a bubble bath holdin a oscar!!"
Miraculously, Kanye's ubiquitous fashion-show arm candy has remained relatively anonymous. What gives?
Says Yorke via his blog: "[W]ish us all a safe journey if you still like us and you're not one of those people i have managed to offend by doing nothing."
Because that's what "Page Six" says happened at the Stella McCartney show.
Even though he went to her show and gave her a pat on the back and everything.
She thinks he may be famous in America or something. Plus, Ruth Madoff was spotted faxing documents at a deli and Sharon Stone and Andre Balasz were seen canoodling. In the gossip roundup.
Remembering New York Fashion Week's finer moments.
Also, Kanye West knocks people down on the front row of Christopher Kane's show.
Zac Posen emerged from a golden Escalade wearing a broad-brimmed hat, a long suit coat, a lilac scarf, and a brocaded shirt before taking a graceful lap on the ice.
You know that bald woman he's running around town with? She's (surprise) a model.
Here's a hint: It wasn't Joy Bryant.
If only this video would've come out a week earlier!
Plus: Cue the tiny violins for the Ting Tings.