Best holiday gift ever.
He communed with farm animals and smelled the roses.
Droopy balls in the background.
Sales are "as flat as last night's champers."
Complete with a bib.
Plus, Tyra Banks covers Arise magazine.
It basically never even happened.
Somewhere deep inside the palace, Kate Middleton is thrilled.
"She's a great advert, but no more than that."
Yet another reason her bachelorette party — er, "hen night" — was probably awesome.
Her book promotions are suffering for it.
She's not the one looking silly on the treadmill, after all.
Plus, Octavia Spencer covers Elle magazine's Women in Hollywood issue.