That's if he tried to get in at all.
And now Brad and Angelina have the most coveted minority child of all: the trans man.
Wonder if he knows this doesn't happen to other people?
They're playing badminton, mostly.
Megan Fox Remarkably Insightful About True Nature of Compliments She Receives
The former 'Full House' star and her adorable boyfriend, Justin Bartha, avoided a scary fate when their plane was forced to land after a cockpit fire.
Plus: David Gordon Green doesn't really want you to see his movie.
Nothing a good fight at a college bar wouldn't fix.
And other public sideshows.
Also, a Snooki pouf hit the red carpet at Cannes.
And more tidbits of celebrity wisdom, in today's gossip roundup.
Jason Shaw was always our favorite Paris patsy.
And other stories of Wednesday horror.
And we have an excerpt from the sleazy dialogue Jackman would get to deliver as a cuckolding car salesman.
America's Sweetheart, along with all of the celebrities in today's gossip roundup, is ephemeral.
Plus: John Singleton to direct Taylor Lautner.
The two may star in a film that uses a butter-carving contest as an allegory for the Hillary-Obama Iowa caucus.