U.K. primary-school contest winner.
Media's favorite princess and media's favorite mountain man.
She reportedly said the word splendid.
Drools all day.
And it gave me evil pimples.
Taking her whiskey in Scotland.
Compared with Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian, just for farcical reference.
"I would say it all over again."
From Grace Kelly to Gwen Stefani.
Australia is trying real hard to make them cool.