Reactions: Disappointment, sexism, blue-colored fountains.
Prince William made a balding joke!
They've tried: "royal bundle," "the baby prince," and "his royal highness," for example.
Newspapers have been working on these for months.
Sooo, when do we get to see the prince?
The heir to the British throne.
The most insane royal-baby maniacs at the Lindo Wing.
Brace yourselves for the U.K.'s adorable future monarch.
From hypnobirthing to baby birding, rated on a scale of likelihood.
Tired, hot, and grumpy journalists make for great social media.
As the royal birth approaches, we look back on the most glamorous, talked-about gestations of all time.
They do or do not want to be a Copy Kate.
"Hopefully by the end of the week," says Camilla.
They have a pool.
This weekend, perhaps?