That's Jersey Shore for "baby."
Could this be Kate Middleton's future sister-in-law?
An "encrypted phone" for calling the palace?
"Naturally she is a little nervous about the big day, what new mum wouldn't be?"
TOGETHER, with trance music playing.
With a special appearance from an iPhone-toting Queen Elizabeth.
A girl after our own hearts.
Due date, nursery colors, and more rumors.
"She intends to give birth naturally."
More information about Scotland Yard constable Paul Flattley comes to light.
"She's a keen observer of classic British pastimes," says Graydon Carter.
It's called PXM Enterprises, but no one knows what that means.
He sort of fat-shames her, too.
Apparently she wasn't getting along with the brand's majority shareholder.
Attending garden parties, wearing enormous hats.
And wear a mullet hem.