Oh, Tom.

Plus, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan go baby shopping, and Cameron Diaz is totally in love with Jennifer Aniston's ex! That and more in our daily gossip roundup.

The bitter ex-wife of Shubert Organization president Philip Smith finds a new target — incorrectly accusing the 'Today' show host of plotting her death.

The PR guru takes on a managerial role, Dina Lohan goes house hunting on Long Island, and Kathie Lee Gifford makes people uncomfortable in the bathroom. That and more in our daily gossip roundup.

We could barely believe it! It even tugged at our heartstrings.

Plus, dish on The Donald, The Portman and The Huma in our daily roundup.

The First Lady–for–a–little–while–longer will make a very special appearance on the 'Today' show next week.

Good-bye, Ann and Natalie! The fourth hour of the Today show is all about Hoda and Kathie Lee. No, seriously, it's all about them.

Kathie Lee Gifford is, in fact, joining the 'Today' show! And the wacky kids over there have just what we need to prepare: a montage. Montage!

Plus: Stephen Malkmus!

Madonna won't let her daughter dress like, well, Madonna. The U.N. campus has a pretty serious rodent-and-eel problem. Rockefeller Center and Chrysler Building owner Jerry Speyer is proficient with a yo-yo. Oscar presenter Jerry Seinfeld has been asked to host the Oscars next year but can't because of a movie obligation. "The Secret" is Hollywood's new Scientology/Kabbalah. Martha Stewart just bought an unfinished apartment in the West Village for $16 million. Someone stole one of Karl Lagerfeld's Chanel dresses and sent it to Courtney Love to wear. Kathie Lee Gifford has as soft spot for Britney Spears, though her son fancies Paris. Mark Ruffalo is far nicer to the press than he needs to be.

Before Maria Bartiromo was on MSNBC and flying on private jets, she lived a life out of West Side Story. Speaking of Bartiromo, Citigroup head Charles Prince may have leaked the jet-ride scandal to the media. Former Philippines first lady Imelda Marcos uploaded some unintentionally funny government-propaganda films to YouTube. Financier Henry Kravis complained that he wasn't invited to Stephen Schwarzman's blowout birthday party. Brad and Angelina needed beads and masks to escape from a New Orleans restaurant.

Eleanor Roosevelt had the hots for Amelia Earhart, according to Gore Vidal. Capitol Records CEO Andy Slater is running the company into the ground, according to an anonymous letter from underlings. Shanna Moakler says she didn't punch Paris Hilton but hates her anyway. Martin Bashir's daughter threw up, then he anchored Nightline. Roger Ailes thinks Kim Jong-Il's pants don't fit. Kathie Lee Gifford will star in Annie, wear orthopedic shoes. Palm Beach thinks Donald Trump's American flag is too big. Carly Fiorina shares an agent with Cathie Black, does her own hair. The mother of Michael Jackson's kids got her alimony reinstated. In 1912, Picasso, Chagall, Rivera, Soutine, and Modigliani shared a Paris apartment, which someone wants to make a movie about. Sienna Miller didn't have her I.D. at a Pittsburgh bar, so she didn't get served. Greg Kinnear, Jimmy Fallon, or Ed Cavanaugh might star in Young Frankenstein on Broadway. Bill Clinton said he liked Lincoln at Cooper Union: The Speech that Made Abraham Lincoln President, so Simon & Schuster is printing more. People ate lunch at Michael's on Tuesday. One of Ted Turner's bison burgers food-poisoned top Iraq soldier General John Abizaid. Nick Lachey couldn't wear his hat in Houston's.