Cynthia Nixon, thankfully, remains unharmed.
Also, Matthew Williamson and Erin Fetherston will appear on 'The Beautiful Life.'
Also in our daily gossip roundup: Jennifer Aniston is impressed by Bronx strippers, and Lady Gaga chews on men.
Well, technically her stylist is, but at least Holmes is giving her some credit.
Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz has signed on to play Seth Rogen's love interest, and this thing with Kate Hudson and A-Rod is STILL happening, in today's gossip roundup.
Michael Jackson! Rufus Wainwright! Leland Palmer?!?
At least one of her parents may be joining her.
Val Kilmer's not really running for governor of New Mexico, Christopher Hitches said a kind of iffy thing about Wanda Sykes, and Elizabeth Banks is allergic to French pollen. And more dish from Washington's prom on Saturday night.
Plus: Katie Holmes to leave the house.
How are Fergie, ScarJo, Katie Holmes, and other famous faces faring aesthetically in 2009?
Also, Katie Holmes reportedly spent $43,287 primping herself at the Ritz-Carlton.
Why is the Cruise camp having such a hard time turning her into Kidman 2.0?
Also, a new website attempts to alleviate the fear of trying a new hair salon.
Even though she is fourteen years older than the woman.
The looks at Dsquared2 seemed vaguely familiar. Olsen, we presume?
Because that's where the world's problems get solved.