Would you wear a jumpsuit?
How are Fergie, ScarJo, Katie Holmes, and other famous faces faring aesthetically in 2009?
Also, Katie Holmes reportedly spent $43,287 primping herself at the Ritz-Carlton.
Why is the Cruise camp having such a hard time turning her into Kidman 2.0?
Also, a new website attempts to alleviate the fear of trying a new hair salon.
Even though she is fourteen years older than the woman.
The looks at Dsquared2 seemed vaguely familiar. Olsen, we presume?
Because that's where the world's problems get solved.
Because there's no other reason to go to Lucky Cheng's for dinner.
Also, we're dying for a reverse French manicure.
Heather Mills gets a lot of attention in this town. And more, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Michael Cera finally has enemies.
We think we've decoded the meaning.
But what else is new?
Does it sound like that should have an exclamation point after it? Well, we're not using any of those things today. Today's gossip roundup shall stand on its own merits.
Will Madonna's DNA block her child from learning to act? Also, every New Yorker must tell Katie Holmes to add calories. Yippee, it's Monday's gossip roundup!
Plus: Wintour's unauthorized biographer has a new target, and now celebrity stylists are getting in on the designer action.
And Anna's off for the holidays!
But hey, she went, right? Plus, non-famous blind people fail to stand up for Most Excellent Governor Ever Paterson, and should be ashamed. In the gossip roundup.