Someone hide the Manischewitz.
Because that's where the world's problems get solved.
Because there's no other reason to go to Lucky Cheng's for dinner.
Also, we're dying for a reverse French manicure.
Heather Mills gets a lot of attention in this town. And more, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Michael Cera finally has enemies.
We think we've decoded the meaning.
But what else is new?
Does it sound like that should have an exclamation point after it? Well, we're not using any of those things today. Today's gossip roundup shall stand on its own merits.
Will Madonna's DNA block her child from learning to act? Also, every New Yorker must tell Katie Holmes to add calories. Yippee, it's Monday's gossip roundup!
Plus: Wintour's unauthorized biographer has a new target, and now celebrity stylists are getting in on the designer action.
And Anna's off for the holidays!
But hey, she went, right? Plus, non-famous blind people fail to stand up for Most Excellent Governor Ever Paterson, and should be ashamed. In the gossip roundup.
We kind of wish they went with someone more intriguing.
It's all too appropriate for the economic climate.
That's what Alec Baldwin said! Plus, Eva Amurri and Julianne Moore are putting themselves and others at risk. And a depressing Gary Coleman item that we put at the very bottom.
We're expecting the star to be basking in beauties in the actual photo.
Yes, that cultlike chanting you heard from within those veiled surreys was the four of them. Then they served their kids milk. Goyische! In the post-tryptophan gossip roundup.
We kind of wish they'd stick to 'In Touch' covers.
How else to explain the decidedly non-mom hair and makeup she was spotted in yesterday?