But he loves Keira Knightley.
Awkward and gorgeous at the same time.
Keira Knightley, prepare to be outshone.
The actress will play the designer in an upcoming short film.
The commercial can't air during children's programing.
Or her house or jewelry or, like, music in general.
Plus: Stephen Colbert has beef with Sir Ian McKellen, GayLord of the Rings, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Lest you take any inspiration from Lindsay Lohan.
But seriously, what kind of suit does James Bond wear?
A tour de force in the wrong direction.
They call them bodice-rippers for a reason.
Plus: Jimmy Kimmel revealed the true spawn of Twilight's Edward and Bella in a spoof trailer, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
In honor of this generation's most expressive mandibles.
"If you’re going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts."