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She slices, dices, and generally kicks ass.
Charles Grodin is also in it, because why not?
"I can respect that he wears his feelings on his sleeve."
It belonged to a certain ex-wife.
Plus: Beach House, Chromeo, John Mellencamp ...
Also, a new lip gloss contains an appetite suppressant.
"I didn't have any outside distractions, confusions, or opinions."
Also, Kelis rocks a rainbow French manicure.
Wave your hands in the air like you literally just don't care!
Plus: 'Scream 4' offers parts to Ashley Greene and Hayden Panettiere.
Plus: Heinz changes their ketchup recipe, and Whole Foods recovers from the recession, all in our morning news roundup.
Plus: Michigan wants to tax haircuts, tanning, and manicures.
We see a little 'Avatar,' a little Gaga, a little Shakira ... what else?
Yet another diva tries to one-up Lady Gaga. And fails.