Bad luck if you live off the V, W, and a number of shortchanged bus routes.
Plus: Bill Clinton chooses Tom Colicchio for his birthday meal, and community farming in Queens, all in our morning news roundup.
The law doesn't apply to them, so why not?
But there IS one place on the island where you can score their Italian ice creams.
And locals are worried about the fate of the beloved ice-cream maker's Brooklyn store.
That delightful harpy harshes on Dumbo, Robin Quivers leaves Staten Island for the Upper West Side, and a white Seattle woman gets stuck in Harlem and lives to tell. That and more tales of the miraculous in our daily boroughs report.