Plus: Lady Gaga hasn't slept in three days.
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
That means kissing.
After all, he has his own wounds to lick.
And Marilyn Manson has swine flu. Which goes to show that all celebrities are only human — except Michael Jackson, who thought he could heal Hitler.
That's what one British tabloid wants to know. It's kind of a really good question, when you think about it.
Man, who is that dude NOT dating these days?
We're not sure why this matters, as there's no chance Kate is going to get it back. Plus, Jessica Simpson is thin again and Kevin Federline is getting fatter in today's roundup of celebrity ephemera.
But all seems quiet — too quiet — on the Hollywood front, and that has us worried.
The starlet went backstage at 'Shrek: The Musical' to befriend its big green star. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
The pop singer was spotted at Nobu playing with Brody Jenner. Plus, the rest of today's gossip.
The 'City' star was spotted "getting smoochy" with Robert Buckley. Plus: Beyoncé buys a bling-y bra, and much to the tabloids' consternation, Jennifer Aniston is still not pregnant.
Don't ask questions, because there are no answers.
The starlet still lives in fear of the paparazzi. Plus, all the dish from today's gossip columns!