And more highlights from her eight-page profile in 'The New Yorker.'
Who needs high school, really?
Also, she got to keep the lip gloss.
And order around other people who are much older than she is.
On 'Real Housewives of New Jersey' daughter Christine Staub.
Go, Mother Earth, go!
Still a bargain compared to other Hermès baby gifts!
"It's a cougar den."
"I need to escape," says the boy wonder. "I am a little bored with this now."
She's ready for her close-up! Or, mug shot.
What is this cash you speak of?
Readers are the losers here.
By "free" she must mean that it's allowed her to use at least half the world's eyeliner supply in one sitting.
Old Navy and GapKids are pushing skinny styles for young girls, but one blogger thinks this will inspire eating disorders.
Apparently she's quite good at it, too.
"It's the first piece of clothing your baby will ever wear, and it should be special."
Overachievers can now share this accolade.