"Where dem Cheetos at?"
Just a reminder: Kids write great stories.
Plus: Tom Waits took absurdly cool pleasure in showing off his new, grisly medieval rat trap, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
What would we say? "Stop picking your nose. People can see."
Kids pop the darndest booties, yada yada yada.
How bad does Mr. Avina's class just make you want to run out and get pregnant?
"I just farted. You know what I'm sayin'?"
No "ill" will, Boys.
The race for Song of Summer just became adorable!
It's called "riding in style."
Lil Kanye gets around, huh?
Austen wants to show you how to make peanut-butter-chocolate-chip cookies. Take it away, kid!
And we could barely bring ourselves to dissect that frog.
Well, they are the future, so we might as well listen.