‘The Wackness’ vs. ‘Kids’: Which Is More Authentically 1994?

What’s more true to the NYC nineties we remember: Zima or AIDS?

Kelly Killoren Bensimon Gets a Supernanny

The socialite-model-journalist gets her very own "child whisperer."

Hayao Miyazaki’s New Movie Opens in Japan!

It's called 'Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea,' and it opens this month in Japan.

‘The Retired Kid’: A Boy Exhausted by the Daily Grind

Phyllis, Harvey, Myrtle. If he knows people with names like these, he'll be doubly amused by the premise of this picture book.

Psychiatrists Accuse Ben Silverman of Stealing Babies

The American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry has a problem with 'Baby Borrowers.'

Totlol: Share Beloved and Obscure Short Video

A new Veoh-like site to keep him—and the baby—entertained for hours with videos snatched from around the Web by parents and kids.

Ska-Beated Video Features Jamaican M.C., Ants, Ducks …

“Hangin' Around” might become this year's grade-school summer hit.

Unsurprising Development of the Day No. 2 — Patricia Duff Blames Ex Ron Perelman for Daughter’s Complaints

She accuses the billionaire Revlon chairman of spoiling his daughter to make her like him.

Patricia Duff and Ronald Perelman’s Daughter Starts Her First Legal Battle

As if middle school alone weren't bad enough, 13-year-old Caleigh Perelman has to deal with a pair of parents who have a history of juvenile behavior.

Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears to Receive Makeovers; Childhood Spoiled

How will we explain the Care Bear Stare while holding an emaciated, not-so-stuffed animal?

There WILL Be a ‘Gossip Girl’ Prom This Year

Eric van der Woodsen has been planning his big evening for months. So has his girlfriend!

‘Abby’s Alphabet Soup,’ an Instant Kiddie Classic

Ralph's World new disc has one cut that is not to be missed.

“The Golden Compass”: Armored-Polar- Bear Fight!

The polar-bear fight—with the regal Iorek Byrnison, voiced by the regal Sir Ian McClellan, completely owning false king Ragnar Sturlusson—proves mind-blowing for all ages.

The Canadian Rockers Barenaked Ladies Kid Around

Fun-loving alt-rockers Barenaked Ladies cater to pint-size fans with this animated Western video for their jangly new kids' song, “7 8 9.”

Finally! A Book That Explains Liposuction to Kids

Other suggested reading for wealthy tykes…

Comic-Con: ‘Amelia Rules’ Creator Jimmy Gownley on Comics for Kids and Raising His Own Amelias

The independent creator surprised everyone this year by scoring as many Eisner Award nominations as Joss Whedon and Brian K. Vaughan.

Kelly Ripa's Son Thinks She is Regis's Secretary

At an Electorlux event to introduce their new line, Kelly Ripa tells us all about how she's a normal mom. Really.

‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ Return to Your Television!

We’re glad this made-to-replay movie connected with the kiddies; the thought of a new generation embracing the cheeky, squeaky crew warms our nostalgia-ridden hearts.

Rosie O’Donnell’s ‘Crafty U’: 100 Ways To Get Useful

Crafty U: 100 Easy Projects the Whole Family Can Enjoy All Year Long , Rosie O'Donnell's book and Web page for kids, continues the unfussy, construction-paper-and-glue tradition.

Park Slope Child Gets Away With Crime, Rewarded With Appearance on ‘Colbert Report’