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Kim Jong Il

  1. How Do Americans Look in North Korean Films?Would you believe it’s unflattering?
  2. Fugu
    Kim Jong-il’s Former Sushi Chef Says Go Easy on Kim Jong-unKenji Fujimoto says it must have been some kind of setup.
  3. people who are dead
    Kim Jong-il Had Kind of a Homoerotic Relationship With His Former Sushi Chef“We would go to the sauna together, naked. Shogun-sama said, Oh, you have a good body … “
  4. World Issues
    The Ten Best Lines From GQ’s Story on Kim Jong-il’s Sushi“As a wedding prank, Kim Jong-il had the unconscious Fujimoto’s pubic hair shaved off.”
  5. people who are dead
    Kim Jong Il Ate SpidersAnd hippo. 
  6. rock paper scissors
    Watch a Bunch of Very Famous People Unknowingly Play Rock, Paper, ScissorsWho knew the Pope was so dextrous?
  7. dear leader
    Kim Jong-il Wins Olympic Weightlifting Medal From Beyond the GraveActual weightlifter gives him full credit. 
  8. dear leader
    Kim Jong Il Can Never RetireEven though he’s dead. 
  9. Sacha Baron Cohen’s Dictator Gave Ryan Seacrest an Ash Bath Last Night Awards, shmazords. The biggest thing you missed by falling asleep at 8:30 last night instead of watching the Oscars was Sacha Baron Cohen […]
  10. international intrigue
    If You Didn’t Cry Like a Maniac for Kim Jong-Il, You’re Going to PrisonYeah, that’s what we figured.
  11. chat room
    Elizabeth Banks on 30 Rock, Man on a Ledge, and The Hunger Games Haters“As long as Suzanne Collins is happy … I would say if fans wanna fight about it, they can fight with her.”
  12. Yes, 30 Rock’s Writers Will Respond to Kim Jong Il’s DeathRelax, everyone. 30 Rock knows about that whole Kim Jong Il dying thing, and they’re handling it! Robert Carlock, a producer for the […]
  13. dear leader
    A Giant Attended Kim Jong-Il’s FuneralBest. Funeral. Ever.
  14. international intrigue
    North Korea Declares Kim Jong-Un ‘Supreme Leader’The training wheels are off.
  15. dear leader
    The Real Reason All Those North Koreans Were So SadDaily Intel digs for the truth! And it finds … something!
  16. dear leader
    The Crying Alongside Kim Jong-Il’s Funeral Procession Was RidiculousNobody has ever cried as hard over anything as North Koreans cried over Kim Jong-Il today. 
  17. international intrigue
    North Korea Funeral Ceremonies Begin for Kim Jong-IlA farewell ceremony will be held on Thursday.
  18. it gets weirder
    Did Kim Jong-il Die Like They Said He Did?Some North Korea experts think the whole early-morning-on-a-train story doesn’t add up.
  19. cults of personality
    World Leader’s Lackey Lies About His Sports Feats Just another guy with a cult of personality.
  20. Mediavore
    Infant Diets Predict Future Taste for Salt; North Korean Food Aid DelayedKim Jong Il’s death might have derailed the resumption of U.S. donations.
  21. international intrigue
    Kim Jong-un Not Alone Atop North KoreaThe young heir will have help from his aunt, uncle, and the military.
  22. Mediavore
    Scrubs-Clad Counterfeiter Rips Off Chesco. Deli; Feeding Babies Starchy FoodsPlus: Kim Jong Il’s death could hold up U.S. food aid in North Korea; and casual dining restaurants try to lure sophisticated diners with special menu items, all in our morning news roundup.
  23. North Koreans Hated The Three Stooges Trailer About as Much as You Did This video from Happy Endings writer Gil Ozeri is pretty fantastic and irrefutably proves the thesis that the trailer for The Three Stooges is […]
  24. kim jong-il
    Watch Andy Richter’s Demented Eulogy for Kim Jong-IlR.I.P., Kim Jong-Il. You will forever be remembered for pioneering the “bus driver from the 1940s” look.
  25. Sacha Baron Cohen’s General Aladeen Has Released a Statement On Kim […]What do you do when you’re in the middle of promoting a movie about a selfish, egomaniacal dictator, and then a real-life selfish, egomaniacal […]
  26. sacha baron cohen
    Read a Statement Issued by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Alter-Ego Dictator, General Aladeen, Regarding Kim Jong-IlKim Jong-Il “died as he lived, in three-inch lifts,” according to Sacha Baron Cohen’s alter ego.
  27. Avery Jessup Obviously Killed Kim Jong Il, Right?[blackbirdpie id=”148633493105164289”] The most pressing consequence of Kim Jong Il’s death is clearly how 30 Rock will use the news to resolve […]
  28. World Issues
    Kim Jong-Il’s Food History UnfoldsA symbol of the leader’s bizarre life.
  29. Mediavore
    Students Criticize LAUSD’s New Lunches; Whiskey Might Fortify Your PortfolioQuinoa salad struggles to compete with Flamin’ Hot Cheetoes for the hearts and minds of schoolkids.
  30. 30 rock
    Elizabeth Banks Appreciates Your Kim Jong-Il-Related Concerns for 30 RockWhat does this mean for Avery?
  31. international intrigue
    How Is North Korea Reacting to the Death of Kim Jong-Il?Intense crying, test missiles, and sorting out succession.
  32. Kim Jong-Il Is Dead at 69We will certainly miss him.
  33. dear leader
    North Koreans Working in Libya Have Been Banished From Their Homeland ForeverBest banishment ever?
  34. how do you solve a problem like north korea?
    Kim Jong-Il Skimped on Party Favors for His Super-Sweet 69th BirthdayThey’re stockpiling food rations for Kim Jong-Il Sr.’s party next year.
  35. wikileaks
    WikiLeaks Cables, Day Two: How Do You Solve a Problem Like North Korea?This couldn’t have come at a tenser time!
  36. international intrigue
    Citizen Journalists Offer Disturbing Video From Inside North KoreaThe video shows a starving orphan and a woman fighting a police officer’s demand for a bribe.
  37. dear leader
    Kim Jong Il Toured a Soy Sauce Factory TodayAs if his country and South Korea were not on the precipice of war. Mind games.
  38. Mediavore
    Alcohol More Harmful Than Crack; Bobby Flay’s Marathon GoalsPlus: McDonald’s employees find an unexpected political promo in their paychecks, and more, all in our morning news roundup.
  39. all in the family
    Kim Jong Il Promotes Youngest Son, His Likely SuccessorHis daughter also is named a senior general.
  40. the future is coming
    Kim Jong-Il and the Dude Go Bowling for Foreign DollarsA round of White Russians for the whole team.
  41. international tweens
    North Korea Toys With 13-Year-Old Boy’s EmotionsHe arrived on a “sunshine policy” to build a “children’s peace forest.”
  42. dear leader
    North Korea Has Some Work to Do on Handling Its Setbacks in a Healthy MannerThe soccer team was subjected to a scary-sounding public shaming.
  43. down the memory hole
    North Koreans Still Waiting to Hear About Glorious World Cup VictoryThe one where they lost 7-0.
  44. photo op
    Kim Jong-Il Feigns Interest in Mundane ThingsThis is like the mundane-ness Obama faced multiplied by ten.
  45. bill clinton
    Analyst Says Bill Clinton Met With Kim Jong-il ImpersonatorDid our former President get fooled by a party trick?
  46. the ronriest people in the world
    Charlie Rose Is BroodingLike Jennifer Aniston, all he wants is a baby, according to ‘Fortune.’
  47. North Korea Offers ‘Special Pardon’ to Captive JournalistsNow that he’s gotten the photo op he wanted, the North Korean despot has given up the two women.
  48. photo op
    Bill Clinton Meets Kim Jong IlLook how happy he is to be there!
  49. international intrigue
    Bill Clinton Goes Into North Korea to Rescue Two Captive JournalistsThe families of Euna Lee and Laura Ling hope the former president can bring their daughters home safely.
  50. international intrigue
    Did North Korea Attack Our Internet?That’s what South Korea thinks. They’re always pointing fingers.
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