The fake Knicks are back at .500!
The Fake Knicks win their two fake games over the weekend.
Reports say he'll sign a one-year contract for the veteran minimum.
The fake Knicks lose two more over the weekend.
Yahoo Sports says he told the Hornets he won't sign an extension.
They're back below .500 now.
You might as well get psyched, since we don't have much of a choice.
The video-game Knicks are on a roll right now.
Word has it Glen Grunwald's interim status will extend for the rest of the season.
At that point, you can turn your attention to actual basketball.