A look at the very brief Knicks "off-season" to come.
They lost last night to Sacramento, 89-83.
The video-game Knicks beat the video-game Suns, 89–82.
The pretend Knicks lose their third straight on their West Coast swing.
The Knicks lose the second game of their West Coast trip to fall to 3-5.
Suddenly, the Knicks find themselves mired in a couple lawsuits.
The Fake Knicks lose to the Fake Jazz 77-74, and the Knicks desperately need Carmelo to come back.
The real ones won't be playing anytime soon.
The fake Knicks really miss fake Carmelo Anthony.
There's no doubt in our mind that Isiah Thomas would have offered Grover at least a three-year contract.
The faux-Knicks beat the Hawks, but Carmelo Anthony is out for 2-4 weeks.
The Video Game Knicks lost to Oklahoma City last night to fall to 2-2 in the fake season.
The Knicks lose to the Bucks but beat the Pistons to go to 2-1 on the fake season.
The virtual Knicks beat the virtual Heat in the first game of our lockout simulation.
The Knicks were supposed to play tonight. They aren't.
Just a heads up, though. You're going to have to travel to see any of them in person.
NBA superstars are coming to a city near you, assuming you live in, like, Macau.