As she would.
Plus Joshua Jackson, Rose McGowan, and more highlights from this week's parties.
From last night's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
And other highlights from this week's party circuit.
Oh, God, there's so much.
Plus: Marion Cotillard's strange photo shoot with the Nutcracker took her by surprise, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
The full Kardazzle for your face, boobs, and eyelashes.
Lanvin, Bebe, and Scott Disick's knee brace.
They announced plans to go international today.
They're launching their own makeup line.
Plus, a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian is under fire for dyeing her hair.
Merry Christmas from America's favorite family, according to no one you actually know who will readily admit to watching their show. #spicegirlssyndrome
Can the family keep up with Kotb?
Plus Jonathan Cheban, La La Anthony, Kourtney Kardashian, and more.
Pink, lacy underwear at that.
This must be the apocalypse we've been waiting for.
That was (almost) all the K-jokes we could muster.