Kristen Stewart is not allowed to speak.
Finally, a real trailer for the most anticipated teen-girl-kissing movie of the season.
Instead, she left all her money to her mother.
"I'm Joan Jett and I wanna start an all-girl rock band."
It exists! Despite his fear of a certain female body part!
Let's hope he uses the occasion to draw awareness to Restless Leg Syndrome.
There are still no deals in place to bring back any of the principals past a fourth movie.
See? They're not broken up! This is definite proof.
And Macy's sold $60,000 worth of Beyoncé's Heat fragrance at one store in one day.
Also see Tilda Swinton's spring campaign for Pringle of Scotland.
The heiress pair sneaked the animals away from an irate Tila Tequila.
And throws beer bottles and upends trash cans.
There could be no better time to remember the saga's fashion journey over the past year.
Celebrities were canoodling all over town this weekend.
No matter how passionately you love a florid, overwritten, hilarious book, the movie can be EVEN BETTER.