It's a "pleasingly vapid synth-cheese jam."
And Kylie Minogue wore Jean Paul Gaultier couture on the cover of her new album.
Plus: Adam Lambert to embark on Glam Nation Tour.
According to the photo editor at 'GQ,' that is.
Plus: Liza Minnelli has no current plans to die, either.
And more things you didn't know about celebrities, in today's gossip roundup.
There is no doubt in our minds who would win in this fight.
Also, remember Cool Water? Hot Water is coming soon.
Plus: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long hang out a lot.
And makeup artist Tom Pecheux is reportedly in talks to create his own cosmetics line.
She went to Beige on Tuesday night. And she got in a FIGHT.
And Kylie Minogue, golfwear designer?
She prefers the variety that are dyed to look like leopard print.
Madonna's boyfriend doesn't mind his nickname. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
Plus: Little Steven's shocking confession!
The two are scared away from Sam’s own birthday party by a group of photographers. Plus, gossip about Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Bill Clinton. America is the greatest country in the world!
Also, Kylie Minogue's new scent comes out in August, Eva Longoria got a haircut, and a new cream claims to treat ingrown hairs.
Tom Ford heads to Asia for retail, Stella McCartney heads to India for fashion and tigers, and Mary J. Blige heads to Long Island for a concert and lawsuit.