"I don't say black or white. It's all hair."
Simon traded out his Pussycat Doll!
What was in it for the judges? And shouldn't there be separate judges and mentors? And what was the deal with Steve Jones?
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"I smoke, so what? It's not like I'm sitting there going, 'Kids, you should go buy a pack of cigarettes.'"
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