"I didn't have any part in the non-returning on time."
She's on the move, people!
The ninja strikes again!
Can she maybe just live there, like, forever?
Lindsay's a diabetic, duh.
"I feel blessed," she tweets.
She went back to jail in handcuffs without bail.
Lindsay: "They're all nuts!"
Fathers, lock up your daughters. And sons. And maybe hide the liquor, too.
Alas, there were no screaming fans and adorable photo ops.