Come to New York, Emma!
Do not lick the screen.
Save her from becoming Hipster Runoff fodder!
And other things that happened at last night's Brit Awards.
When female pop stars succeed, the authenticity police aren't far behind.
Thirty women who went for buzz cuts, dip-dye jobs, bobs, bangs, and more.
David Hasselhoff, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, Lana Del Rey, and more.
The clothes label?
There's one in her yard, instead.
And some new biker friends.
Oh, and there's a Lana song, too.
Also: lots of wigs and telephones.
But, really, it's good!