You mess with Bieber, you get the horns.
Paris "writhed on the couch," but Kim wasn't entertained.
Lorenzo Martone is allegedly not obsessively following him around back.
Just another amenity that comes with living in an apartment building in Chelsea.
Also, some woman's boyfriend.
Even though she's a star in an industry with no other gay icons, Chely Wright's coming-out story feels sort of anticlimactic.
Suri needs friends!
Really, CNN? Really?
Watching Guy Ritchie with Madonnna's family, her current boy toy realizes he has a lot of growing up to do.
Plus: Frank Miller was sort of qualified to direct 'The Spirit,' he guesses.
Plus: Wayne Coyne feels bad for Steven Spielberg.
The Nickelodeon star sent fellow teen mom (to-be) Bristol a set of burp cloths, but Simon Doonan called veep-pick Sarah ‘a LensCrafters model.’ Mixed celebrity signals are so confounding!
Lindsay Lohan and her companion, Sam Ronson, had a fun weekend getaway. Plus, dish about Jeffrey Epstein, Alex Rodriguez, and Sean Avery, all in our daily column roundup.
The socialite was busted writing "Ralphy Lip shits" in lipstick on the outside of a boutique.
The rapper and 'Don't Mess With the Zohan' star hang at Marquee, Paris Hilton refuses to be photographed for the first time in her life, and Lance Armstrong and his new blonde enjoy their brief happiness, all in our daily roundup of the juice from today's columns.