Good luck, Kirsten!
What could the Criterion Collection possibly be trying to tell us with this image?
Let's all get on a plane!
Obviously this project will never happen. But if it did ...
"Penélope Cruz has been both to speak and to debate, but as it seems right now, we will not have agendas to go up." Phew!
"If people want to make that the thing they want to talk about, it's distressing, but that's their business."
'There's Something About Mary'! 'The Last House on the Left'! 'Santa Sangre'!
When should you hit the bathroom to avoid all the genital-mutilation stuff? See our illustrated guide!
"What this person is saying makes perfect sense to me. But I don't think showing contempt in a film is a bad thing."
Finally, a catchphrase we can get behind!
And more things you didn't know about celebrities, in today's gossip roundup.
"Contains strong real sex, bloody violence, and self-mutilation!"
Stunt wangs were employed.
Plus: Trent Reznor terrified of fronting Kiss.
IFC Films has bravely paid money for the American distribution, and they promise the version screened here will be the same one seen at Cannes on Sunday.