Due to Time Constraints, Concert Audiences Will Miss Out on the Wisdom of Def Leppard Singer Joe Elliot
Plus: 'Damages' kills guy way faster than 'The Sopranos' could.
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Plus: 'Damages' kills guy way faster than 'The Sopranos' could.
We're holding out for a hero!
Also: Michael Apted + User Generated Content = Democracy!
Here's what we would've handed out last night if we'd had a dais and a good welder.
Plus: Laurence Fishburne is going to have to learn how to use the 'CSI' semen lamp.
Plus, Sigourney Weaver makes the long-dreaded move to Lifetime Original Movie territory.
Plus, a Puerto Rican party for Carlos Beltran's birthday and who the gayest man in the world is in our daily gossip roundup.
Today's gossip includes a teary Laurence Fishburne, an irritable Derek Jeter, and dueling hairstylists. But we just can't get over the Cross thing.
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