As a tough, gruff FBI boss.
The TV show spinoff of the famed cannibal character.
From Morpheus to journalist.
Don't make Skarsgard put a sock on it; Gaga's entourage ticks off Elvis fans.
Blake vs. Serena. Two men enter, one man leaves.
Taylor Momsen makes a priest joke, Snooki blames tequila, Bieber signs off with love.
Producer Robert Rodriguez: "You can't compete with Arnold Schwarzenegger."
Plus: 'Damages' kills guy way faster than 'The Sopranos' could.
We're holding out for a hero!
Also: Michael Apted + User Generated Content = Democracy!
Here's what we would've handed out last night if we'd had a dais and a good welder.
Plus: Laurence Fishburne is going to have to learn how to use the 'CSI' semen lamp.
Plus, Sigourney Weaver makes the long-dreaded move to Lifetime Original Movie territory.
Plus, a Puerto Rican party for Carlos Beltran's birthday and who the gayest man in the world is in our daily gossip roundup.
Today's gossip includes a teary Laurence Fishburne, an irritable Derek Jeter, and dueling hairstylists. But we just can't get over the Cross thing.