It's pretty depressing.
Also, Kate Middleton's favorite color is white, and William's is blue.
"I want to become a better father, I want to become a better man to my woman, and those things take time."
Plus: thrown peanuts, stolen ambulances, saved lives, and more, all in this week's roundup of weird restaurant news.
Hear the new tracks.
See the full performance.
Sombreros! Runaway fans! Aisle dancing!
It's called "Dirty Dancer."
Hanging around with Wayne in New Jersey.
Plus: Cut Copy, Ke$ha, Diddy Dirty Money, yhe Kills, and more, in our weekly concert roundup.
Ross, in a wheelchair, rapping, over and over.
"When you see the warden, tell 'em to kiss my ass.”
Kanye! Elvis! KISS!