So many drunk Lilys.
With a blue streak.
With three matching Chanel bags.
Featuring sneakers, knee pads, and Cara Delevingne in a bridal gown.
Chorus: "It's hard out here for a bitch."
Cruel Summer might have leaked.
Tears of joy for the proud mom who had miscarriages twice before.
Also, Kate Middleton's favorite color is white, and William's is blue.
Also, Brad Goreski is writing and tweeting about menswear for Details.com.
Plus, Eliza Doolittle models for Moschino, and Erin O'Connor's personal assistant has been charged with robbing her.