This, no doubt, is a relief to many.
Plus an exceedingly mean baby on our regular late-night roundup.
Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade in dramatic violation of the legendary small penis rule.
So, she's basically calling herself an alcoholic.
She didn't even go to the show this morning.
Lohan does Jesus, Pattinson passes out, Quentin Tarantino nibbles ear, and more from this month's issues.
Plus: Opie displeased with probable obituary headline.
Plus, Lindsay Lohan has dumped cocaine for B12, and more celebrity relationship news, in our daily gossip roundup.
And we're not even talking about Madonna's boyfriend.
"Most of these [models] are naturally thin."
She's so sad about Alexander McQueen's death, she will only wear black onstage in London.
The Ronson matriarch had cold comfort for Lindsay Lohan at her daughter Charlotte's show.
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
"Originally we wanted to do three blonde American actresses. And each time we were saying, 'How about this shoot with Lindsay?' the other two said, 'No.'"