Wait, really? Then what's with all the squinting?
Also, Agyness Deyn got an acting gig.
LiLo responds to critical lashing with pleas for patience in 'People.'
That, and the rest of today's eye-popping gossip news.
The starlet has added a porcine princess to her backyard menagerie.
She couldn’t at least go to Peter Luger like Lindsay Lohan?
Check out her latest collection for her namesake line.
But ultimately, they couldn't stop him from singing. And more celebrity trivia, in our daily gossip roundup.
For the record, it will not be called "Shoe-han."
And more celebrity trivia, in today's gossip roundup.
Ones that aren't sleeping together, we mean.
And more things you didn't know about celebrities, in today's gossip roundup.
Read: glittery, heart-shaped nipple pasties.
We can't imagine why not.
She'll be singing "Single Ladies," no less. And more celebrity gossip in our daily roundup.
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The clothes Lindsay had strewn all over her place also had something to do with it.